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We just realized that we provided a recipe for Greek Christmas Cookies this week without forwarding any rules to help you through the season… Here are some Holiday Cookie Rules. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test…
Here are some fun one-liners and jokes to get the laughter started at your Christmas gathering through this up-coming week. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay? – Because they were two deer What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? – Claustrophobic. What do you get when you…
Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. — Carol Nelson Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. — W….
By George brings you a special set of Christmas memes to commemorate this extraordinary year that was…. We hope you might save and share these dozen memes to help spread the realities of our 2020 holiday season. Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator?…
By George Journal brings you some rather non-traditional memes feature that ever-annoying Elf-on-the-Shelf. . (ed. – Apologies to all Elf-on-the-Shelf admirers.) Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer and experienced communicator? Call 613-983-0801 @CG&A COMMUNICATIONS.
For the third installment of By George’s Christmas memes, we are providing a few that are uniquely Canadian. Enjoy eh! (Right click on the meme below. Like , eh, you can copy or save it and then share it to help spread the joy of the season.) Chris George provides reliable PR & GR counsel and…
These half-dozen guffaws are the second installment of By George’s Christmas memes – posts that we have enjoyed with followers on our Facebook page. (You can find our first installment of memes – clicking here.) It’s a sideways look at the season — and go ahead and right click on any of the memes below….
By George launches its season of Christmas memes with a warning that the endless deluge of Christmas posters and gifs are seldom funny and often in bad taste. Still, our hope is to unearth a few striking memes that you will want to share. We begin with this set of 5 which we entitle “Beware…
Canada ALERT Re: Gonorrhea Lectim The Public Health Agency of Canada has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and is capable of crippling our country as we know it. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior…
Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?/ A: Canadian. Q: What are the two seasons of weather in Canada? / A: Six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling. Q: What does a Canadian say when you step on his foot? / A: “Sorry” Q: How do you empty a swimming pool…
10 – You call a trip to the Hockey Hall of Fame a “pilgrimage.” 9 – Instead of duct tape, you use hockey tape to fix everything. 8 – You can say “Khabibulin,” “Tkachuk,” “Jagr,” “Leschyshyn” and “Nikolishin” without getting tongue-tied. 7 – You keep a picture of the Stanley Cup in your wallet in…
The Danish Road Safety Council has produced a memorable PSA: “Helmet has always been a good idea” My thanks to good friend Susan Wright for forwarding this gem to us. To see more on cycling, pedal through the By George Journal menu. Chris George, providing reliable PR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to…
Q: What’s the hardest part of learning to ride a bike? A: The pavement. Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? A: Bicycle petals! Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless A cyclist lying on…
To see more on cycling, pedal through the By George Journal menu. Chris George, providing reliable PR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer or experienced communicator? 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS. And yes, Chris also would rather be cycling… #bikealmonte
To see more on cycling, pedal through the By George Journal menu. Chris George, providing reliable PR counsel and effective advocacy. Need a go-to writer or experienced communicator? 613-983-0801 @ CG&A COMMUNICATIONS. And yes, Chris also would rather be cycling… #bikealmonte
Here are a few humourous memes we have compiled under the title of the By George Journal’s #TinFoilHatBrigade. This collection and more will be shared on By George social media platforms through this up-coming week. (For a sideways glance and background on this matter, click: On Conspiracy Theories and Tin Foil Hats.) Chris George is an…
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced me, looked me straight in the eye and said, “Listen here. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… It doesn’t matter to…
Chris George is an Ottawa-based government affairs advisor and wordsmith, president of CG&A COMMUNICATIONS. Contact: ChrisG.George@gmail.com
The last two Canadian federal elections in 2015 and 2015 have seen increased use of memes on social media platforms — some funny, but most unkind. Here is a collection of some of the more popular Liberal and Conservative salvos that hit the mark for their partisan audiences. Chris George is an Ottawa-based government affairs…
Flashback July 2018 Headline news for the past week has been the reporting of this Spring’s worst-kept #MeToo secret in Ottawa – the unsolicited groping of a woman reporter years prior by Justin Trudeau. What has made this dated incident more of a story is our feminist prime minister’s seeming denial that anything happened. Thus…